Top 25 tweets that made us laugh this week #453

Hi friends, isn’t it so hard to recover? There are only three short days left before the end of August and while there is no back to school to worry about, it is still a bit strange. The upside is that we’ll soon be back in our fall-style outfits and watching chimney fires on YouTube videos without breaking a sweat. In the meantime, we deliver the top tweets at the right time, like every Monday!

MONDAY AUGUST 22

2. It takes up more space than a filing cabinet

3. “There comes a time when every straight man has to choose: make fun of astrology or take a chance on sex.”

TUESDAY AUGUST 23

4. It’s crazy

5. “The other night I told my 4 year old daughter that I love her and she said, ‘I love you so much if someone cuts your head off I’ll put it in a bag to keep “

6. “The streets look like anime”https://news.google.com/

7. The attitude that no one wants to have

8. “When I busted my ass in the mall and no one laughed. A group of teenagers were worried about my health, they called me ‘sir’ and helped me up.”

“Tell me a time when you felt old”

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 24

9. “Leaving 10 minutes late to meet a friend when I’ve spent the last 12 hours lying on my couch”

10. And it’s worth it

11. In my love – Beloved husband, father and adulterer. Yes John, I know.

12. I’m not stealing from you, I’m helping you!

THURSDAY AUGUST 25

13. I will get married in Fortnite

FRIDAY AUGUST 26

14. Amazing

15. Visible contempt

SATURDAY AUGUST 27

16. Logically, we should all do it

17. Not even a joke

19. A Boring Family Sitcom

SUNDAY AUGUST 28

21. So he can’t escape…

22. How I have excess seum

23. A True Curse

24. “If there’s one thing I have to do, it’s sit in the passenger seat.”

25. “Growing up, you know that Carlo is not the bad guy, SpongeBob is insufferable”

If you don’t laugh, you don’t have to say otherwise, I’ll cry. Thank you.

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