Top 20+ of the biggest trolls in the French language, we are laughed at

Earlier, Twog made us discover a publicly available thread. In this thread, @AmeEnSoie says out loud what everyone else thinks silently (or at least in every way) about the French language being, let’s say, a beautiful piece of shit. Whoever created this language was probably too drunk to make sense of our grammar. We prefer to warn you before you get on your high horse (or other horses of your choice): this thread is full of bad faith, and that’s why we love it.

1. Make up your mind after a while

2) List of letters that make the “é” sound in English:

– e

Similar list in French:

– e
– there is
– er
-ez
– and
– about
– so
-ed

ETC., AND

BUT WHERE ARE WE???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

2. I have livers

THIS THREAD IS COMPLETE IN BAD FAITH

AND TALK ABOUT IT

PERIOD
FAITH
liver

YOU HAVE A WRONG LETTER AND YOUR SENTENCE DOESN’T MAKE ANY MEANING

WHERE ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS STRESS???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

3. We got sick after a while

The auxiliary has

It does not agree with the subject’s gender and number

GOOD

But that asshole fits COD

That is

But only

only

WHEN COD IS PLACED IN FRONT OF THE VERB

WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM? WHAT’S THE DELIRATION THERE???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

4. There is no market le S

I DON’T HAVE CONDITIONAL AND FUTURE SIMPLE

I HAVE IT
I HAVE IT

I DID NOT DO S, THIS IS NOT TO DAMAGE THIS LETTER MY CONJUGATION

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

5. It’s Fair

“It’s shady” means “it’s weird”

GOOD

SO I EXPLAIN TO ME HOW I USE SOUP WEIRD???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

6. Circumflex is less flex

The circumflex

Like the bug came and broke the shit

Like “I’m dirty” is “I’m dirty”

AND “I TRY” IS “I TRY”

I will try to dirty this SHITTY LANGUAGE ME

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

7. Give me a bag to put on my head

TAP = HIT
REPAIR = REPAIR

BILLY

IF I TYPE AND THE LEASE IS INCORRECT, THINK PLEASE

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

8. The lottery is really your thing

Dear verb “throw away”,

Now you will take 2 t
“throw me away”

GOOD

I accept

In the future too

Very well, we understand the project

THEN WHY DO YOU WRITE YOURSELF A SINGLE T IN THE IMPERFECT AND THE PAST SIMPLE???

DOES MONSIEUR WANT TO FREE THE WORLD FROM BEING ORIGINAL???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

9. MDR side to enjoy

Type of double consonant

Device: 2p
Contribution: 2p
Apartment: 2p

AND SUDDENLY

BOOM

ABOUT

A P

JUST HAVE FUN

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

10. Please do not drink worms

Shall we drink?

Keep

just:

A glass, a worm, a green, a worm, or a vair?

I know a LOT more there

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

11. Maximum Pipometer

Words with “al” end in “aux” in the plural

Apart from downstream, ball, carnival, jackal, corral, final, festival, recital, treat etc.

How?
Is there any logic behind that?

BUT OF COURSE

That no.

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

12. Hauskur

Speaking of water, let’s also talk about the top, and then bone, and back

Without forgetting the prison and the sheet metal

Oh! LET’S STOP SHOOTING OR

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

13. But Go Stealth

“He’s coming out”

Simple, verb get out, we know

And BOOM

MAGIC

SORT IS AN ABBREVIATION OF SORTILEGE

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

14. OSKOUR

Besides, hold on

“Oh” does not mean the same as “oh”

Oh it’s for surprise or admiration
“Ô” is EXPRESSING ALL THE POWER OF ONE FEEL

The man – well, the “ô” – he has a circumflex accent and he feels more

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

15. Hey but the French language, you have to stand up

Singing -> singing
Eat -> edible
Can -> can?

But finally!

Absolutely not!

“Can” means “who can” and not at all “who can prevent”

On what basis?

JOKER, HUH

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

16. We are made like waves

Z is pronounced everywhere
“Ez” is pronounced “é”
You heard it in “gas”

And suddenly MONSIEUR decided not to comment on “Raz”

AND DID IT GET IT? GENDER IS IT FLOWING FROM A SOURCE???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

17. Thanks but no thanks

Host = the person receiving AND the person being received

WONDERING WHETHER TO PREPARE THE MEAL OR COMPLIMENT THE SQUASH GRATIN

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

18. Breathing

“c” is pronounced “k” before o, an aoau

GOOD

But before an io an e, it is pronounced “ss”

I remained calm

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

19. Put him in jail

BUT WHEN IS THE “C” IN THE “SECOND” PRONOUNCE “G”???

SECOND MEANING ALSO “SECOND IF THERE IS NO THIRD”, THIS WORD HAPPENED ONE MORNING AND DECIDED TO CON.

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

20. My brain is confused

“Maybe” = “I’m not sure”

It’s you
no
skepticism
AND YOU’RE NOT SURE???

THIS LESSON MAY BE MORE VALUE THAN KESE

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

21. And it doesn’t apply to “shrimp” either.

Cart -> small car
Tartlet -> small tart
Wand -> small ring?

Absolutely NOT!

THIS WEEK HAS BEEN VERY PAINFUL

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

22. Personally I stopped at four

Speaking of the letter “x”:

Fix -> “Ks”
Ten -> “ss”
Tenth -> “Z”

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN TO COUNT THESE CONDITIONS???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

23. go get some Doliprane

Cow -> bovid animal
Really -> A lot, a lot

But absolutely

What could be more logical after all?

Oh, I know:

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS CLOSE

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

24. I convert to chicory is easier

Serve = “I serve”
Squeeze = “I squeeze”

Guess you want strong coffee SERVED TO YOU OR SLOWLY?!

THERE IS A CAFFEINE DILEMMA THAT SHOULD NOT BE

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 30, 2021

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